Eat Lard

Found that this piece of pop culture has its place on the web.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0K_LZDXp0I

‘Paul and Patty know this and they are always ready to take of themselves. Here they are on their way to school on a beautiful spring day. Bit no matter where they go, or what they do, they always try to remember what to do if the atom bomb explodes right then. [Flash] “Its a bomb! duck and cover!” Paul and Patty know what to do. paul covered the back of his head. so that he wouldn’t be burned. And Patty covered herself with the coat she was carrying. They knew how to duck and cover… [scene of picnicking family ducking and covering]This family knows what to do, just as your own family should. They know that even a thin cloth helps protect them. Even a newspaper can save you from a bad burn…’

Enjoy. The war on terror is the poorer for its lack of turtles singing in black and white. Surely the U.S. Department of Homeland Security could see fit to fund some technicolor embarrasment for posterity.